Final Fantasy IX in a nutshell:

Dagger is hot, and so is Beatrix. Brahne can go f*ck herself.

Zidane looks like a monkey, but he kicks Squall's ass everytime.

Freya's one of the best dragoons and loves a worthless knight.

In the end,Steiner gets Beatrix.

Vivi looks very cute.

Eiko looks cute,but she is not as cute as Vivi.

Quina is fat,she/he/it is a good trampoline.

Dagger RULEZ because she can summon Ark the strongest summon in Final Fantasy IX!