"I got pain in the ass!!!"
—A derilous gamer

Pain-Ass is the ultimate boss in the game Final Fantasy X. It is called Pain-Ass, Because of it's special attack, Ass Blast, Which causes rectall pain to the victim, causing 99,998.9 points of damage, meaning instant death to all but the most bored skilled players who were able to raise their Character's HP to the maximum(AKA: Level Grinding). If Craig is dealing the death blow, Pain-Ass will admit to being Craig's father. This horrible revelation causes him to break down and go on Oprah, or Dr. Phil, not too sure which one.