- "OMG WTF is that?!"
- —any sane person confronted with Queen Brahne
- "Alright, a bulldog-frog"
- —Cheesewow on Queen Brahne
QUEEN BRAHNE DIES WHEN BAHAMUT PAWNS HER! SPOILERS!
Queen Fatass, as she is called by her loyal, nauseatic subjects, is the ruler of the country on top of a cliff, Alexandria. She resembles these opera singers you find playing roles of Valkyries or Norse goddesses such as Freya, only much more fatter...and blue. Dont forget blue.
She dons a heavy makeup that makes her look like a Kabuki actress. A FAT one.
She grew Princess Garnet by sowing her seeds and planting them in the farms in the castle backyard - which would soon become her graveyard. From there, the pomegranate seed bore a fruit which eventually became our lovely little princess. Unfortunately, a monkey boy (literally) would steal this sweet, juicy and hot fruit away.