Vivi Ornitier character
Squall about Vivi
"His ass is so bad it got arrested for genocide"
Cheesewow about Vivi

Vivi is an Emo philosophical puppet thing in Final Fantasy IX. Always questioning life like other so-called intelligent primates, atheists, agnostics and motherfuc*ers alike.

In the end he dies but not before making many Vivi babies which will one day create HoggywartyHogwarts.

However despite these minor setbacks, Vivi is really BlackMage from 8bit-Theater. The babies are his final triumphant date with White Mage and they got it on the next day.